Tuesday, May 20, 2008

my new occupation: blogger

greetings!

I've decided to actually write on my blog, instead of just visiting it once every few weeks. So, if you're a fan: get ready.... there's a lot more to come.

So I think the big news to write about is of course, SENIOR WEEK. There were many memorable moments, but as to not forget anything, I want to start at the beginning: SIX FLAGS--where we determined our age is the best age, because we can spend the day at the amusement park, and then get dressed up, get drunk, and want to fling ourselves off a boat.

Let me explain: we went on the swings with these awkward middle schoolers. I can't even explain how nice it was to not be that age.

The following day, we dressed up as "narcoleptic geriatrics," drank prune juice, and I stuffed my but full of scarves. I can't even explain how nice it was to return to my normal butt size and not look ridiculous.

Hence the moral of the story: while I am sad to gradate and be 22, it really is a sweet age. I'm going to enjoy it for what its worth....

more later on the graduation, my shout out, and our commencement speaker's use of the word "miscarriage" in her speech!

Saturday, May 3, 2008

I hate how my last post was over two weeks ago

So even though I have nothing to say, and it's LATEEE I wanted to post something:

I guess I just wanted to give a shout out to my fans, aka, one fan, who still holds the title for the most comments on my blog. cheers.

Now that I've finished college and have the next 15 months of my life pretty set, I think I can spend some time writing some interesting things...

such as: I did my first keg stand tonight. and only because my friend bribed me with a bottle of wine. now if that isn't college, I don't know what is. damn im going to miss this place.....

peace!

Thursday, April 10, 2008

The Omniovore's Dilemma

Sorry for the inconsistent posts! Keeping this thing current is harder than I thought it would be!

I'm currently reading/listening to the Omnivore's Dilemma on my ipod. First, I highly recommend the book. It will definitely change your perspective on eating, health, government policy, economics, and most especially CORN! I'm in the corn section right now, and it's disgusting to learn how it's in EVERYTHING we eat. yuckkkkkk.

Listening to books on ipod is really interesting because you can bring your book with you wherever you go- and people don't even know when you're reading-- so if you make this concentrated face, people just think you're weird (or at least I was getting some weird looks as I walked to Davis, looking heavily concentrated on understanding the economic implications of the great depression on corn production).

I think this is the most amusing part. It was also super entertaining to explain to my housemate Anna that I was reading while I ate my cereal for breakfast, when it appeared to her that I was just listening to my ipod. Now, the question is, does it count as reading if you're listening? Because we don't say that we're reading when we listen to a song, which is really just a poem (lyrics) to music. If the book was read to music would that make it listening to a song instead of reading a book on my ipod... whoah, technology is crazy.

I also had the weird opportunity of listening to the section about the supermarket WHILE I WAS IN THE SUPERMARKET. I can't explain the sensation of hearing, "now look around the supermarket. You enter under the bright lights and any kind of fruit and vegetable you want, even those that are tropical and out of season." It was creepy, but definitely the most interesting shopping experience I have ever had.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Comfort in Containment

I'm back in the cage. Yet this time by choice. I think I missed it too much. While the world out there is great, there is something comforting (if not creepy) about the tiny room, the centered table and the view out the window.

After more thought, I've concluded that my attraction to hula hoops is similar. When you're inside your hula-hoop you have your own space, and no one else can go within a foot radius. Then there is the constant movement, the challenge of keeping the hula hoop in mid-air. It's addicting. And comforting.

Despite the all around awesomeness of this weekend, I still think hula-hooping was the best part. It was like finding a twenty-dollar bill in my pocket. To rediscover a childhood game and find that it makes me even happier than it did when I was a child is pretty sweet.

Hula-hoops are like swimming in the ocean, the constant motion....(get where I'm going?)

For those of you who are interested, the "hula" in "hula-hoop" came after someone realized that the hula dancing was similar to the hooping that people have been doing with circles of leaves around their waists for centuries.

I have also learned through my research that this year is the 50th anniversary of the launch of the modern "hoolah/hula hoop" and that there are international competitions! The record for non-stop hoolah hooping is 90 hours between April 2 and April 6! (today!-weird) in 1987.

My record is somewhere at about 15 minutes.
I am currently contemplating a hoolah hoopin for social change type activity in the lobby of the hallway where I will hold a sign advocating for some event while continuously hoolah hooping.
Hmmm... the possibilties abound.

whoah. apparently someone ran a 7 minute 48 second mile while hoolah hooping.

that's pretty impressive.

and just to be cool:
i'm linking a video of a ridiculous looking man hooping to Elvis.
http://www.hooping.org/archives/001386.html

and, in case you were wondering, Yes, I am reading about 1990s American foreign policy of containment towards Iran and Iraq.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

the monkey in the cage (and not in a dirty way!)

A little known secret about me: my Popi (grandfather) used to (well, still does) call me "Monkey and a half" or "monkey face" Now, I'm not sure where the half came from, other than grandparents think their grandchildren are the best of the best, and a monkey and a half is better than a monkey....

but i digress. So, I have found myself actually being a monkey lately. First, I started eating a banana every day (my mom says they're healthy!! and they only cost 20 cents at TJS!)
Second, I found myself frequently locked up in cages against my will. Otherwise known as the library, I feel my animal instincts roar up within me when forced to stare at a book or computer screen for more than twenty minutes (sometimes less). Most recently, I have discovered the "group study room" which is an excuse to hang out with your friends while "working" (notice the strategic use of quotations).

Now, this past Sunday, while in the midst of writing a riveting twenty-five page analysis of Iranian-Egyptian relations, I found myself randomly deciding that a) I needed to eat my banana, and b) it was important to share with my busy friends that I was a monkey c) act out as a monkey (including banging on the glass and making monkey faces at my peers outside of the study room). I think this went on for quite a bit, but I have since then blocked out any other ridiculous activities that may have gone on.

And, yes, on this rainy Tuesday evening, I again find myself wishing I was anywhere but this cage (I'm somehow in another study room! you would think I would learn!) and craving a banana. I even sent this song to my housemates, and sang a loud to it in my cage, until I was sedated.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmW3aBqZtKQ&feature=related

What does this mean?

I'm just happy I don't look like this http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/I/O/bush_monkey.jpg&imgrefurl=http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushmonkey.htm&h=260&w=200&sz=10&hl=en&start=9&sig2=EGRfnEO2jGjqF0groqMxOw&um=1&tbnid=1fbxbBkoaUJV8M:&tbnh=112&tbnw=86&ei=Iv7yR6mGO6HAet2lyYkB&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbush%2Bmonkey%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Correction:

a) I actually spent 17 years in school (and still can't count)
b) promise to write less, and use the return key more (what an eye sore! I won't get published like this!)

The devil strikes again

Oh look! Here I am again- though this time I'm not in the library!

but the good news: one month from tomorrow and no more homework. weird.
there's something really strange about going to school straight for 16 years and then all of a sudden stopping. I'm a bit apprehensive, though more excited I think.
I think I'm most excited to read for fun (and especially to hit up my friends, but especially a certain cousin, for book recommendations). Though- I am a bit afraid that I am a bit too ADD to read entire books. My life so far has been divided into small time blocks with many different classes and tons of different things to focus on at once (and hardly ever are we expected to read a whole book for class, without reading other things at the same time) It will be quite a challenge.
Speaking of books- I had the most lovely afternoon at my FAVORITE book store (the co-op) in H-square. It is hands down the most comforting place in Boston outside of my house. I especially like the tables they set up on different themes. Though, I always get super-ovewhelmed, because I am reminded of how many books I have never read and how much I want to read. And, there are SO many books there. Seriously, its four floors, and they have EVERYTHING. But, then yesterday, I was suprised to learn that there was only TWO travel books about Georgia (the country) one was really bad, and one was Lonely Planet from 4 years ago. Perhaps part of my mission during my trip should be to update it! But, still it made me really excited at the a) possibility that I will be spending the next year in a place that is SO off the map, but sounds SO charming, and b) that I found the Achiles heel of the Co-Op!

cool beans.
Oh! and I read a great article this AM from today's NY Times about bloggers becoming published authors. (hint hint: I know there's a book publisher out there who will realize that all my rantings and ravings are a sign of my magic ability to write a fabulous book) And, as my one comment suggests, I'm supposed to post a link to this mentioned article so others can read:
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/30/fashion/30web.html?ref=style so enjoy it!

back to work. thanks for reading :)